Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Asians

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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i love antijokes

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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OGC - tilt your head

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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