What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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