A baby seal walks in to a club

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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theres a fat guy

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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BIG PENIS

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What what In the butt

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Your mom.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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