What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Women rights.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Goat balls.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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