A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Five guys one rape.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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