Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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