- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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