- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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