I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Anti Joke

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