apple pie.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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1+1= 69

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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