What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Hi my name is Bob

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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apple pie.

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