- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Laura Pratz..

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

women's rights

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

I love you.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Hitler

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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