- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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