What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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