why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A house comes around the corner.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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