whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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dat shoe shine tho

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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well use a tissue!

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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