- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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