Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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