Knock Knock. Come in.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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