Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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PENIS that is all

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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