- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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