- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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