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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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