A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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