A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Yes

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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