Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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