- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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