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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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