- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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