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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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