What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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black people swimming

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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haha

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What does? 42

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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