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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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