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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Your girlfriend.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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