- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

poopy is poopy

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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