- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

The child was fired from his job.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

The New York Giants

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??