What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A guy at a baseball game....

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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