why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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