Small Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I like school Said no one ever.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

binladin walks into the american seals

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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