Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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