- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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