What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Japan

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Yes

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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