- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ross.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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