What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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