- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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