"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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