- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Poker face

You sick fiend

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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