- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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