Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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