- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

an american walks out of a strip club.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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