- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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